Words

Mindless Thoughts

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity.

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.

Love thy neighbor.
But don’t get caught.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning

“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk !

“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours !

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

When two’s company,
three’s the result !

A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

Dua Dunia

Kehidupan dalam dunia
Terkadang penuh aniaya

Keadilan oleh manusia
Terkadang tiada sempurna

Yang benar dipenjara
Yang salah tertawa

Sungguh mata dunia memang tak sempurna
Oh, begitulah dunia

Think!

Once, a group of people were traveling on rocks at night. A voice came from the sky that whosoever picks up the rocks will regret and whosoever doesn’t pick up the rocks will regret. Now, the people were confused. How can this be?

Whether you pick up the rocks or not, you will regret! Anyway, some people picked up the rocks and some didn’t. In the morning when they reached their homes, they saw that the rocks turned into diamonds. Now, those people who didn’t pick up the rocks started regretting saying “If only we had picked up some rocks.”

Those people who did pick some rocks also started regretting saying “Why didn’t we pick up more rocks?” Both sides ended up regretting.

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Dear Muslims, this same incident will take place with us on the Day of Judgment. Those people who spent their time in useless things will start regretting by looking at those who achieved a great position in Paradise by spending their time in the way of Allah. Now, those who did achieve a position in Paradise will start regretting by looking at those who did more than them and are higher in status.

“Alas! If we had only done more to please Allah.”

If this information is beneficial to you, then please do forward it to your friends and relatives. The Prophet of Allah (sallallaahu ‘alaihi salam) said; “Whoever guides or directs to good, then he gets the same amount of blessing (reward) as the one who does it” [Saheeh Muslim]

A Letter From Satan

“A LETTER FROM SATAN”
ADDRESS: HELLFIRE
DATE: STARTING TODAY AND EVERYDAY

DEAR BELIEVERS,

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without a prayer. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don’t love you yet.

As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate what Allah made out of dirty clay and told us to bow to it. How could I bow to a dirty piece of clay, when I am made from fire. “I” am more superior then you. “I” don’t make mistakes. Whatever “I” do, is right. I am only using you to prove Allah (God) is wrong.

He kicked me out of Jannah (Heaven), and I’m going to use you as long as possible to prove I am right and I am better than you fools, in every sense. My life (my last resting place) is Hell, but what ever time Allah (God) has granted me, I will do my best to take as many of you fools as possible with me, to Hell.

You see, Fools, ALLAH LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. I know that I have no power over you if you haven’t yielded your life to me and don’t forget that I made a promise to Allah (God) that I’m going to make your life a living hell. That way we’ll be together twice.

This will really hurt Allah (God). Thanks to you, I’m really showing Him who’s better from us, and Allah (God) has made a mistake. With all of the good times we’ve had… We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, going to discos, staying out late with friends, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership positions, NO respect for the mosque, bad attitudes: SURELY you don’t want to give all this up!

Come on, Fools, let’s burn together forever. I’ve got some really ‘hot’ plans for us.

This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I’d like to say “THANKS” for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen and dance to the top 10 jams.

Do all this in the presence of children too, and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Your children will be with us in Hell too. That’s the best you and I can
give to your children.

Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.

If you don’t get smart, you wouldn’t run somewhere, confess your sins, live for Allah (God) with what little bit of life that you have left. It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you … and I wont go to Hell alone!

Always waiting for you,

Shaytan .. Devil .. Iblis

P.S. -And if you really love me, you won’t share this letter with anyone! “

Poem To Share With You

Death Bed

It was early in the morning at four,
When death knocked upon a bedroom door,

Who is there? The sleeping one cried.
I’m Malakul Maut, let me inside.

At once, the man began to shiver,
As one sweating in deadly fever,

He shouted to his sleeping wife,
Don’t let him take away my life.

Please go away, O Angel of Death!
Leave me alone; I’m not ready yet.

My family on me depends,
Give me a chance, O please prepense!

The angel knocked again and again,
Friend! I’ll take your life without a pain,

This your soul Allah requires,
I come not with my own desire.

Bewildered, the man began to cry,
O Angel I’m so afraid to die,

I’ll give you gold and be your slave,
Don’t send me to the unlit grave.

Let me in, O Friend! The Angel said,
Open the door; get up from your bed,

If you do not allow me in,
I will walk ! through it, like a Jinn.

The man held a gun in his right hand,
Ready to defy the Angel’s stand.

I’ll point my gun, towards your head,
You dare come in; I’ll shoot you dead.

By now the Angel was in the room,
Saying, O Friend! Prepare for you doom.

Foolish man, Angels never die,
Put down your gun and do not sigh.

Why are you afraid! Tell me O man,
To die according to Allah’s plan?

Come smile at me, do not be grim,
Be Happy to return to Him.

O Angel! I bow my head in shame,
I had no time to take Allah’s Name.

From morning till dusk, I made my wealth,
Not even caring for my health.

Allah’s command I never obeyed,
Nor five times a day I ever prayed.

A Ramadan came and a Ramadan went,
But no time had I to repent.

The Hajj was already FARD on me,
But I would not part with my money.

All charities I did ignore,
Taking ! usury more and more.

O Angel! I appeal to you,
Spare my life for a year or two.

The Laws of Quran I will obey,
I’ll begin SALAT this very day.

My Fast and Hajj, I will complete,
And keep away from self-conceit.

I will refrain from usury,
And give all my wealth to charity,

We Angels do what Allah demands,
We cannot go against His commands.

Death is ordained for everyone,
Father, mother, daughter or son.

I’m afraid this moment is your last,
Now be reminded, of your past,

I do understand your fears,
But it is now too late for tears.

You lived in this world, two score and more,
Never did you, your people adore.

Your parents, you did not obey,
Hungry beggars, you turned away.

Instead of making more Muslims,
You made your children non-Muslims.

You ignored the Mua’dhin Adhaan,
Nor did you read the Holy Quran.

Breaking promises all your life,
Backbiting friends, and causing strife.

From hoarded goods, great profits you made,
And your poor workers, you underpaid.

Horses and cards were your leisure,
Moneymaking was your pleasure.

You ate vitamins and grew more fat,
With the very sick, you never sat.

A pint of blood you never gave,
Which could a little baby save?

O Human, you have done enough wrong,
You bought good properties for a song.

When the farmers appealed to you,
You did not have mercy, tis true.

Paradise for you? I cannot tell,
Undoubtedly you will dwell in hell.

There is no time for you to repent,
I’ll take your soul for which I am sent.

The ending however, is very sad,
Eventually the man became mad

With a cry, he jumped out of bed,
And suddenly, he fell down dead.

O Reader! Take moral from here,
You never know, you! r end may be near

Change your living and make amends
For heaven, on your deeds depends.

If this poem inspires you,
It can help someone too.

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At least take sometime, and do not make it ban
And send it to as many people as u can.

What do you have for your END?
Take Care with: The END

The End

What If?

What if Allah couldn’t take the time to bless us today because we couldn’t take the time to thank Him yesterday ?

What if Allah decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn’t follow Him today ?

What if we never saw another flower bloom because we grumbled when Allah sent the Rain ?

What if Allah didn’t walk with us today because we failed to recognize it as His day?

What if Allah took away the Quran tomorrow because we would not read it today ?

What if Allah took away His message because we failed to listen to the messenger ?

What if the door of the Mosque was closed because we didn’t open the door of our heart ?

What if Allah stopped loving and caring for us because we failed to love and care for others ?

What if Allah would not hear us today because we would not listen to Him ?

What if Allah answered our prayers the way we answer His calls ?

What if Allah met our needs the way we give Him our lives ?

What if We failed to send this message on?

THIS IS A SIMPLE TEST:

If YOU LOVE ALLAH,
SEND THIS MESSAGE

Puisi Lelaki Miang

KENAPA AKU TIDAK DAPAT APA YANG AKU IDAM-IDAMKAN ?

” Boleh jadi kamu membenci sesuatu, padahal ia amat baik bagimu,
dan boleh jadi (pula) kamu menyukai sesuatu, padahal ia amat buruk bagimu; Allah mengetahui, sedang kamu tidak mengetahui.
Surah Al Baqarah

Keluhan seorang suami..

Duhai isteriku….
Abang ingin kahwin lagi..
bukan dirimu telah ku benci..
cuma hadirnya tanpa ku sedari..
dia rakan abang di tempat kerja..
selalu sangat abang bersama..
dah tugas bukan sengaja..
abang takut syaitan menggoda..

Memang abang akui dia cantik..
lenggok jalannya buat hati berdetik..
dia juga dari golongan baik-baik..
beradab bersopan juga cerdik..
dia tak pernah cuba menggoda..
cuma abang nie perasan saje..
bila bekerja berbincang bersama..
ntah kepala nie dah melayang ke mana..
mungkin dia tak rasa apa-apa..

Bukan sayang sudah abang jemu..
sayang masih lagi cantik seperti dulu..
namun bukan cantik sayang yang abang perlu..
layanan sayang itu yang buat tak jemu..
cuma di office sayang tak ada..
boring dan jemu datanglah juga..
tak ada sapa nak ajak berbicara..
itu sebab abang call hampir setiap masa..
nak menunggu sampai dirumah tak terdaya..
dirumah sibuk nak uruskan anak pula..

Abang akui lengkap sudah dirimu..
cuma abangkan berhak kawin dua..
bahkan empat pun tak apa..
sebab itu ketentuan yang Esa..
DIA tahu lelaki tak boleh dipercaya..
lelaki memang sukar mengawal gelora..
itu dikurniakan akal sembilan..
buat melawan nafsu godaan..
namun kuatnya nafsu berpangkat sarjan..
sembilan tentera terlalu mudah dikalahkan..
lain perempuan nafsunya sembilan..
tapi itu nafsunya pangkat bawahan..
akalnya pula berpangkat sarjan..

Duhai isteriku…
maafkan abang mencari selainmu..
ini demi menghalang maksiat berlaku..
sebelum terlanjur godaan nafsu..
kan lebih baik dihalalkan dulu..
abang berjanji seadil yang mampu..

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Bila ku baca puisi ini….
boleh ku rasa darah ku mendidih…
kalaulah suamiku bersikap begini…
akan ku sunatkan dia sekali lagi!!!

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“Pah butang baju abang mana Pah….”

Pah rela dimadu bang…..
Jawapan Isteri untuk Syair Keluhan Seorang Suami

Aduhai abang ………
makin ku sayang
makin kuat kau melayang
abang ingin menikah lagi…
menikah lah bang, saya tak kecik ati
bagus juga kalau begitu
tak pening kepala, asyik layan abang selalu
Lagipun bang, Pah tak kuasa nak cemburu

Pergilah abang sayang, Pah rela di madu
Abang nak menikah, itu abang punya suka
Pah tahu abang mampu menikah 2, 3
Malah 4 sekalipun abang berkuasa
Pah pikir balik apa yang abang kata
Yelah… takut nanti syaitan datang menggoda
Nafsu pula tak tertahan adanya
Tambahan sidia yang abang gila
Boleh tahan keSEKSIannya…

Tapi abang jangan sesekali lupa
Pah juga masih POWER…
Meskipun Pah dah beranak Lima
BODY Pah masih bergetah juga
Abang sendiri mengaku, layanan Pah kelassss no 1, itu sumer gara-gara
penangan jamu

Abang pandai cari alasan
Bila di opis jemu & bosan
Tak de Pah disisi untuk melayan
Dulu waktu Pah kerja, abang tak beri
Konon-konon tak suka org lain nengok Pah seksi
Alasannya abang asyik sakit ati
Meskipun waktu itu, Pah abang punya SECRETARY

Bang, bila rancangan abang nak menikah lagi?
Jangan lupa ingatkan Pah tarikhnya nanti!
Untuk pengetahuan abang sayang,
Sebelum abang berbini baru
Pah dah siapkan list untuk abg GO THROUGH
Ini bukannya apa, hanya persiapan kecil untuk Pah & anak-anak yang
mana perlu

Bang, jangan lupa nafkah anak-anak sorang seribu
Alah, untuk anak-anak kan abang mampu
Pastu kereta Pah, rasanya perlu di tukar baru
At least Merce 3 series, baru kelas gitu
Rumah juga Pah rasa perlu pindah
Pah nak tinggal di Rumah Banglo yang punya 8 bilik dan taman yang
indah

Dan abang sayang, Elaun untuk Pah juga perlu, Pah rasa RM 5 ribu,
lagipun abang mampu Bukannya apa, duit tu perlu untuk set rambut,
mandi lulur, facial dan penjagaan BODY, Nanti bolehlah Pah saing dengan
bini muda abang sekali

Bang, oh abang sayang
kemana sudah fikiran abang melayang
Ini hanya sebahagian permintaan Pah
Abang pulak jangan cepat melatah
Lagipun abang juga nanti yang dapat nama
Orang kata, sayang bini juga rupanya dia
Lebih-lebih lagi si – bini TUA
Bak kata pepatah : SUSAH SENANG KITA BERSAMA

Bang, Pah lupa kat mana butang baju Melayu di simpan
Takpelah, nanti butang yang bertakhta intan Pah carikan
Barulah cantik dipakai berkilau-kilauan
Berlip-lap-lip-lap di hari pernikahan

Bang, Pah nak beritahu sesuatu
Supaya abang ingat pada Pah selalu
Pah cinta dan sayang abang sampai akhir hayat
Sumpah bang, Pah bukan nak ayat!
Percayalah pada Pah bang, cinta Pah cinta sejati
Abang pun pernah berjanji
Abang kata nak bahagiakan Pah sampai mati
Jadi Pah fikir lagi, sumer tuntutan Pah dari abang REASONABLE Dan Pah
meminta secara HUMBLE So, bang…. jangan lupa yea Tunaikan dulu
segala-galanya Sebelum hajat abang berbini baru terlaksana…

I Luv U Abang,
Pah.

I’m so lonely!

Waktu engkau kanak2, kau laksana kawanku sejati
Dengan wudu’ aku disentuh dalam keadaan suci
Aku dipegang, dijunjung, di atas rehal aku dipelajari
Aku dibaca dengan kuat atau perlahan setiap hari.

Sekarang engkau dewasa…kau tak berminat lagi…
Apakah aku…hanya untuk kanak2 yang belajar mengaji ?

Sekarang aku disimpan hanya sebagai perhiasan
Atau….dibuat tangkal untuk menakutkan hantu syaitan
Aku tersingkir, dibiarkan kesendirian dalam kesepian
Di atas almari, di dalam laci, aku dipendamkan.

Dulu…pagi2…surah2ku engkau baca beberapa halaman
Sekarang…sambil minum kopi…engkau baca Berita Harian
Masa lapang..engkau membaca sastera karangan manusia
Sedangkan ayat2ku datang dari Tuhanmu Yang Maha Perkasa.

Waktu malam engkau nongkrong di depan TV
Menonton pertandingan bola dan lakonan TV Three
Di depan komputer berjam-jam engkau duduk
Masa berlalu…aku menjadi buruk dalam gerobok
Mengumpul debu diselaput abuk.

Apakah suratkabar, TV, computer, dapat memberimu hikmat
Bila engkau di kubur kesendirian menunggu kiamat
Engkau didatangi pemeriksaan oleh para malaikat
Hanya dengan ayat2 Tuhanku engkau dapat terselamat.

Sekarang engkau begitu leka membuang peluang…
Setiap saat berlalu…kuranglah baki umurmu…dan kubur sentiasa menunggu
Engkau bisa kembali kepada Tuhanmu bila-bila waktu
Apabila malaikat maut mengetuk pintu.

Kalau aku dibaca selalu dan dihayati…
Di kubur nanti….

Aku datang sebagai pemuda tampan membantu engkau membela diri
Peganglah aku lagi . .. bacalah aku setiap hari
Kerana ayat2ku adalah dari Tuhan Yang Maha Mengetahui
Yang disampaikan oleh Jibril kepada Nabi.

Keluarkanlah aku dari almari…sentuhilah aku lagi…
Jangan aku dibiarkan sendiri….”so very lonely “!

Aku Anak Yang Memakai Tudung

There’s always 2 sides of the coin. and information via the media is always selective. memang telah ditakdirkan, kita orang Islam pasti akan sentiasa dicabar. something to ponder: the Jews killed Christian’s Jesus but why are we Muslims the enemy?

You live to only fight an UNKNOWN battle

Aku Anak Yang Memakai Tudung

Aku anak yang memakai tudung
Ke sana ke sini dicemuh orang
Ke sana ke sini dikecam orang

Mereka lihat dengan pandangan garang
Seolah aku akan ke perang
Padahal aku hanya ke sekolah
Menuntut ilmu apalah salah

Kanak-kanak sampai ke sekolah
Disambut oleh keriangan kawan
Aku pula sampai ke sekolah
Disambut oleh para wartawan
Mereka bergegas mengambil gambar
Untuk dijadi hiasan akhbar

Aku mula takut dan hairan
Banyaknya mereka dari segi bilangan
Aku mula bertanya ayahku
“Apakah benda yang mereka mahu?
Apakah salah yang aku lakukan?”

Kamera-kamera terus mengiringiku
Sehinggalah aku diambil guru
Ayah terus mendakap tubuhku
“Selamat tinggal wahai puteriku”

Ketika sampai di bilik darjah
Aku mula berkenal-kenalan
Dan mula mendapat kawan
Sungguh seronok bergaul mesra
Dengan kawan tak kira bangsa

Hari pertama memang seronok
Dapat belajar dan juga berkawan

Tapi bila ceritaku mula disiarkan
Oleh pihak media tempatan
Kawan-kawanku mula memulaukan
Aku keseorangan
Tiada berteman

Kenapa sekarang mereka demikian?
Padahal hari-hari pertama
Mereka bersama Beramah tamah Bergaul mesra
Tak kira apa pun bangsa
Tak kira pakaianku bagaimana

Ini semua kerana cemuhan
Sudah mula tersebar luas
Aku ingin sekali fahamkan
Apa perkara yang mereka tak puas?

Semakin hari semakin sedih
Mendengar cemuhan, tersangatlah pedih

Mereka berbisik sesama sendiri ” Eh, Mak kita cakap jangan kawan dengan budak tudung tu.

Dia degil.

Pengetua suruh buka tudung dia tak mahu”

Ini semua adalah cemuhan
Menyebabkan aku keseorangan
Belajar dan bermain Tiada berteman
Duduk aku di satu sudut
Dituduh sebagai orang yang kolot
Kerana aku memakai tudung

Sebenarnya, ketahuilah wahai masyarakat
Akulah yang merayu pada Sang Ibu
Aku bertudung jangan disekat
Ketika ke sekolah menuntut ilmu
Dari kecil tudung kupakai
Baik ke pasar atau ke kedai

Kini,
Setiap kali ibuku mula menyarongkan
Sehelai tudung ke atas kepalaku
Wajahnya sedih menahan pilu
Kemudian akan ibu mula ucapkan

“Nak, nanti di sekolah kena bersabar. Nanti banyak orang yang nak ambil gambar. Biarkan mereka ya nak. Kita ke sekolah untuk belajar.”

Sungguh lembut ibu bapaku
Ketika mereka sedang bercakap
Walau kini ada cemuhan
Bahawa mereka orang biadap!

Ini semua adalah hinaan
Ke atas aku menjadi tekanan
Tapi hati kucekalkan
Bukankah ini sunnah Tuhan?
Bahawa hidup ada ujian

Kini, Kami tetap menanti
Akan keputusan yang akan diberi
Adakah kami akan dihina
Atau tetap menahan hiba

Sudahlah Ibu Jangan menangis
Sudahlah Ayah Jangan bersedih
Walau hati telah terguris
Akibat hinaan yang sangatlah pedih
Ini rayuan anakmu yang soleh

Oleh: Belia Ghufran Seorang yang prihatin

VISI Seri_Akhawaat
“Membina Khaira Ummah Melalui Penjanaan Ukhuwwah Islamiyyah Serta Pengislahan Muslimah Berlandaskan Al-Qur’an Dan Sunnah Rasulullah S.A.W.”

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Dari Abu Hurairah r.a. pula bahawasanya Rasulullah s.a.w. bersabda:
“Barangsiapa yang mengajak kepada petunjuk – yakni kebenaran, maka baginya adalah pahala seperti pahala2 orang yang mengikutinya, tidak kurang sedikitpun dari pahala mereka itu.”

(Hadith riwayat Muslim)