Funny eh?

1. A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn’t arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter.

Customer : Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter : No, sir…it will be round.

2. Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just before he feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room.

“Don’t do it, Kamal”,she said.”They’ll die.” The boys face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, “Then why did you gave it to us ?”

3. Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.

4. Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

5. Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.

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